Do you suppose deaf people go completely bananas when they are trying to read lips and someone is chewing gum?
Cyberbilly
If Hooters delivered, would they be called Knockers?
Facebook is like prison. You write on walls all day and get poked by people you don't know.
Austin Mulka
If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD I'd have 27 dollars and 15 cents.
Groupon emails serve as a nice daily reminder of all the fun stuff I can't afford to do even at a 60% discount.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Contrary to the BS Folgers has been feeding us for years, the best part of waking up is actually going back to sleep.