Cyberbilly
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
Michael Mendoza
I always found it funny that Professor X, from X-Men, had the power to move anything with his mind. Except his legs...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family… At least I think it does… Where are they?
As clever as they are, you'd think the Scooby-Doo gang could better identify cheap rubber masks.
Like a good chef, I'd probably be one of those pharmacists who enjoy sampling their work. Y'know, to make sure it's good for the customer...
People say nails on a chalkboard is the worst sound ever... I think it's the alarm clock in the morning.