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That's weird. I just bought the "Best of Limp Bizkit" CD and it's blank.
Words with Friends would be more accurate if it was called Scrabble with a bunch of cheaters.
I'm tired of money playing hard to get.
I wish I could google things in my fridge so that I wouldn't have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
Silence is golden. Unless you have a toddler, then it's very very suspicious...
God put me on this earth to accomplish many goals and tasks. Right now I am so far behind, I am never going to die.
A baby just smiled at me and now I want... Nope, it's crying now. Nope.
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