I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.
Sometimes I wonder what I would do for a Klondike bar
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in the jeans.
I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more than any English teacher has. If you write "your" instead of "you're" in English class, all you get is a red mark. Mess up on the internet, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Are people really going to take this Mayan end of the world thing serious?! They couldn’t predict the Spanish coming, how could they predict the end of the world?
I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me. After today, the ice cream man will have to find business elsewhere.
Two days until JK Rowling announces her new Harry Potter venture! My guess: a book called "Harry Potter and the Big Bags of Cashzkaban."