Instead of saying YOLO recklessly, people should say it when they do something really safe. For instance, "Looked both ways before crossing the street #YOLO"
Cyberbilly
Is it wrong to ask someone with an eye patch "Was it all fun and games up to that point?"
Tips to reduce weight: turn your head to the right, now to the left... now repeat this procedure every time you're offered something to eat.
The first messenger to say Don't kill the messenger definitely got killed in the face
Math problems are the only time two trains can be speeding towards each other, and no one is concerned.
Before you marry a lawyer, remember you're about to marry someone who's been professionally trained to argue.
We should all be thankful for Facebook & twitter. The way gas prices are headed, we may never actually SEE our friends again.