I bet rosa parks killed it at musical chairs
Girl Scout cookie season is scientifically timed to occur just as people are giving up on their New Year's resolutions.
My Grandpa confused the term "butt dial" w/ "booty call." I almost fainted when he said "I booty called your mother last night."
Just saw "The Lorax." Weird how they got Snooki to grow a moustache!
Santa is the only one who can say that he's watching you without sounding like a stalker.
I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kind of like my toaster.
If you have a Myspace account, I have a VCR and a typewriter you might be interested in buying.