IM A MOE LESTER
One of these days I'm going to get help for my procrastination problem
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Guess I'll stop cleaning the house.
You know you're all grown up when you actually pick up the ice cube instead of kick it under the fridge.
I slammed the car door on my fingers this afternoon. In related news, there's an 83% chance that my nephew just added "Mother*ucker" to his vocabulary.
I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
To whomever hacked my phone and saw the naked pictures of me... Sorry, but That's what you get.
I hate it when people throw cigarette butts in urinals. It makes them soggy, and hard to light.