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#2722
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Austin Mulka
I'm not saying we should kill all the incompetent people. I'm simply suggesting we remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
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Cyberbilly
My wife always has the last word in any argument. Anything I say after that is considered the start of a new argument.
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Lili
Kanye West would be proud of the amount of times the two candidates interrupted each other.
I'd rather be a smart ass who knows it, than a dumb ass who doesn't
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Cyberbilly
Sometimes I feel like I'm just one mood swing away from getting my own padded room with a hug-yourself jacket.
The term "controversial Tweet", while relevant & somewhat accurate, sounds as silly as "ferocious kitten."
I've been trying to throw away this trash can for the past 2 months & the garbage men just keep leaving it on the sidewalk.
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