I wonder do crowded elevators smell different to midgets!
Why does it sound like I have heard all these Gaga songs before. OH yeah.. I grew up with Madonna.
Premature ejaculation and hide and seek have one thing in common. Ready or not here I come...
Common sense is like deodorant... The people who need it most never use it.
What if aliens only abduct crazy people, because nobody will ever believe them?
Rihanna should marry Lebron: He doesn't beat anything.
Michael Mendoza
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Im pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.