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#3106
You can drown in two inches of water. I’m not reciting facts, I’m making suggestions.
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#242
OK i shghffghjghkjghjgjghhcbfhheyhfbjsdbdhfbd sjhfbffffffffhdbhsdbhsdbfdhkfbhdsfb whoops,sorry i saw a spider on the keyboard :)
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#253
A word to the wise Isn't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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#459
I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'
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#2271
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong...
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#2465
I always say, your laundry is never completely done, unless you do it in the nude. (Which probably explains the strange looks at the laundrymat this afternoon.)
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#2505
If at first you don't succeed, destroy any evidence that you ever tried.
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