Cyberbilly
Putting your finger on someone's lips and saying "Shhhh... Not another word" is super-romantic. But the cops didn't think so.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.
I hate when the Doctor asks awkward questions. "Are you sexually active?" Depends on what you mean by "active". There are plenty of "active" volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years.
A REALLY smart phone would have cut me off before I asked my wife "Have you been gaining weight?
I can't imagine how pissed off the crocodile community must of been when they heard how Steve Irwin died. That's like the french killing Osama.
Dave Asten
Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.
Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.