The last time i touched a breast it was in a KFC bucket.
The most determined look I've ever seen on a human being is the airline passenger trying to fit a large suitcase in a small overhead bin.
Cyberbilly
My wife and I do it doggie style. I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.
Never make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for longer than 6 months.
The definition of "lack of effort" would be the guy who named the orange
Cyberbilly
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
What the heck needed cutting so urgently that people were running with scissors in the first place?