Michael Mendoza
There are so many scams on the Internet now days, but for $19.95 i can show you how to avoid them.
Please take off my shirt, whispered my girlfriend... now take off my skirt... remove my bra... and take off my panties... And then she asked me never to wear her clothes again... Rude huh!
Cyberbilly
I don't understand interventions. What's the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?
I just saw a giant spider in my room so I sprayed it with hairspray. It's not dead, but its hair looks fabulous.
Imagine getting a text from 666 saying, 'just seeing what's up with you, see you soon.'
"Yahoo Answers" proved all my teachers wrong. There are a ton of stupid questions.
Sometimes I stop and think "I know you can read my thoughts" just in case.