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#17609
Feel bad for all the kids who probably won't be trick-or-treating this year, but just think of all the candy they'll be for 50% off the day after!
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#17610
Amazon has been approved for drone delivery. We now have skeet shooting with prizes.
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#17612
One of my daughters wants to marry the mailman, but I won’t letter!
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#17619
Kristian Alekov
I have a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.
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#17624
ZYuppi
It's great to hear from an old friend you haven't spoken to in a while...if only to remind yourself why you don't talk to them.
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#17625
ZYuppi
The average Apple employee works 6 hours a day longer than an Apple battery.
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#17632
Kristian Alekov
What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs? A mathemachicken
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