I asked my girlfriend if she was ok with me buying her a ring. She said "nothing would make me happier!" So I got her nothing.
Pretty soon you'll be able to get married online, instead of saying "I do" you will have to click "I agree to these terms and conditions."
i love google, it comes up with things like this, 'Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.'
When your pants are on fire the fact that you're lying suddenly becomes much less important.
The one who laughs last, simply didn't get it.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing it for years...
If there was an award for laziness, I'd probably have somebody pick it up for me.