You picture a lot more hair when you hear "Hair" as opposed to hearing "Hairs".
Saying someone has a dry sense of humor implies the existence of wet senses of humor.
Bees build homes with their mouths and defend with their butts. Spiders build homes with their butts and defend with their mouths.
If a virus ever originates in my area, I’m guessing it will be called the “Pabst Blue Ribbon” virus.
Xyuppi
The reason stores are running out of toilet paper is because when one person sneezes the other 100 poop themselves.
I went to the bank today. I saw a man with a mask and gloves come in and thank God he was just there to rob the bank.
ZYuppi
I can't wait to one day tell my grand kids, "When I was your age, toilet paper was everywhere! You could find all over the place, even in gas station food marts1"