For the suicidal, procrastination is a survival skill.
ZYuppi
If you found your wife or husband on a dating website, it’s only romantic if it isn’t 3 years after you got married.
Necromancers are just healers with bad timing.
Xyuppi
The SPCA needs to open a bar. I know a ton of guys that bring home dogs from the bar.
If you evacuate, you better take that salt life sticker off your truck...
Xyuppi
Based on US obesity rates, people will soon walk for president.
The first dog to pee on Mars would temporarily be the dog lord of a whole planet.