Lloyd Work
I just got a flood warning on my phone. It wasn't from the weather service; it was from my home security system camera that detected a canoe floating in my back yard.
Xyuppi
If the chemical symbol for water is H2O... is the chemical symbol for holy water H2Omg?
Thermometers are just speedometers for atoms.
Trying a store brand version of Frosted Flakes and just have to say that They're GRRRRRRRRRoss!
Florida
Imagine a world where everyone looked like their profile pictures.
Pavlov’s hair wasn’t always silky. He had to condition it.
Xyuppi
Random Fact of the Day: The phrase "the truth shall set you free" does not apply to murder.