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The least realistic part about the Magic School Bus is that a public school has a class with only 8 students.
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Xyuppi
I'm immature for my age, according to my pediatrician.
If you get too close to radiation in a comic book, you become Spiderman, if you get too close to it in real life, you get visited by Spiderman.
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At this point I believe politicians about as much as the letters column in Penthouse magazine.
Clapping is literally just slapping yourself because you like something .
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Two touchdowns for the US Women's team...too bad they missed that second extra point
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
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