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#17257
A human with robotic limbs is amazing, but a robot with human limbs is absolutely terrifying.
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#17259
Talent shows like Britain's got talent become much more disturbing when you realize that it's just 4 rich people dangling money in front of poor people and telling them to dance for their entertainment.
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#17263
Your belly button is just a mouth that you don't use anymore.
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#17268
ZYuppi
Do you think Jesus would have found the acronym "YOLO" a bit offensive?
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#17269
They're remaking Pet Sematary, A horror classic about resurrecting things that should stay dead...
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#17275
The word "Supernatural" is the opposite to the phrase "super natural"
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#17277
Russians are training whales to be spies and I'm still trying to conquer training my kids to change the toilet paper roll.
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