If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine
Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning, or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.
impatient student: let’s wrap this up sex ed teacher: that’s the general idea, yeah.
Cyberbilly
Thanksgiving tip #23: Call your Dad now and ask him what the password is for his WIFI so he has time to find the little piece of paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.
Florida
If you really believe the media is fake news, eat a nice bouquet of Romaine lettuce.
My doctor prescribed me a nasal steroid. Now everything has a strong smell.
Clark Kent would be identified as Superman pretty fast if he ever accidentally pushed a pull door.