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#17091
Baking bread basically involves creating a rich and warm environment for a species to thrive and then initiating a mass extinction event.
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#17096
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I had to quit drinking caffeine on DOCTOR'S orders and Alcohol on COURT orders.
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#17100
Kissing is weird. At some point, multiple cultures independently came to the conclusion that wanting to lick the inside of somebody's mouth shouldn't be exclusive to dogs.
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#17101
Will I be able to enjoy A Star is Born if I haven't seen the other Bourne movies?
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#17102
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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#17104
Xyuppi
I think I turned back my clock way too much I just saw a guy with a mullet at Starbucks.
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#17110
Maybe dogs think that "good boy/good girl" is just a command to act happy and they're just being obedient.
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