Xyuppi
I had so much fun last weekend. I got two drinks named after me.
I'm pretty sure most people who walk around with ear pods in aren’t listening to anything and just don’t want anyone to talk to them.
Thanks to synonyms "Forgive me Father for I have sinned," and "Sorry Daddy, I've been naughty," are the same sentence.
Witches have black cats because if they had white cats they would have white cat hair all over their clothes.
I'll take "inflation" for 400 billion dollars, Alex.
Opera is basically just screaming in cursive.
Xyuppi
The State Fair is hopefully the only place you see adults walking around with their newest stuffed animal.