LinkedIn: Where high school acquaintances proudly show that they eventually grew up and became employable.
Targeted ads are trying to sell me a new mattress nowadays. With how much Google knows about me you'd think they'd cap themselves at something like $5 footlongs or stationary.
You can tell what was the best year of your father's life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and just ride it out.
The Simpsons has the same art style as Itchy and Scratchy, so Itchy and Scratchy must be a tv show of real cat and mice .
Florida
I bet Jellyfish are sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish.
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Driving with your gas tank door open is the equivalent to having your zipper down.
Florida
A friend of mine just quit his job selling computer parts. He lost his drive.