I was lying in my bed, looking up at the starry night and thought, "Where the hell is my ceiling!?"
"Once you go blаck, you never go back" - Yellow highlighter
Not rewinding VHS films after watching the naked scenes was the original not clearing your browser history.
If she has 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what's missing? Her clothes. :D
God created the world in 7 days but took 9 months to create me. So clearly I’m a big deal...
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then, he's finished.
The documentary on Edgar Allen Poe should be named "That's So Raven".