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#16864
I think I need to go back and delete some really awful cold hearted resist statuses nobody likes. So not to offend anyone if you can all In-box me your passwords that would great.
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#16865
Surgery beds are basically cutting boards for humans.
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#16888
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If you ever wanted to use Starbucks wifi for hours and hours without buying anything, today is your lucky day.
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#16892
I run a non-profit company. It's not for a good cause or anything, I'm just not very good at business.
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#16896
Drinking from a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.
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#16898
Ostriches can’t fly, but mostly because they can’t figure out airline luggage rules.
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#16901
If the paleo diet works so well, why did the Flintstones need vitamins?
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