Being a camera must be pretty cool. You get to sleep until there's something cool to see.
My therapist says I have imposter syndrome. But come on, I'm not good enough to have something fancy like that.
Xyuppi
Don’t forget to turn your clock forward tonight to eliminate one hour of Trump’s Presidency.
Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
I'm just amazed after all these years that we STILL haven't seen Mario's buttcrack.
If you rearrange the letters of "postmen" they get really pissed off.
Inventor of camping: "Hey, let's go pretend to be homeless."