Instead of kissing at midnight on December 31st, we should do group hugs. The last thing people should feel going into the new year is alone.
Spicy food is like BDSM for your mouth
If a vampire put a mirror in one side of a pair of glasses, they could see 360 degrees at one time.
Mother mosquito: Hey kiddo, how was your first flight? kid mosquito: Great mom! Everyone was clapping for me.
Presidents’ Day is just another made up holiday to sell more presidents
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You know that it's going to be a long day at work when you have already been to all of your favorite websites for the day and there are still a few hours to go
With the advances SpaceX is making, the most unrealistic part of 'The Martian' is that its being led by NASA