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I had to call my dog long distance. Good thing I had rollover minutes!
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Xyuppi
I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. I couldn't park anywhere near the place
Well, well, well… Welcome to stutter class.
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PizzaDr
2017 doesn't need an extra hour.
A friend is typing..........A friend is typing.........A friend is typing..........A friend is typing..........A friend is typing.......A friend is typing.........A friend is typing........A friend is typing...........A friend is typing......... Hey!
The five stages of grief sound like Santa's terrible backup reindeer.
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Xyuppi
Why would you go to the gym to work out when you can go to the Paint Store and get "thinner"
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