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#16710
They should make a "How It's Made" episode on how "How It's Made" is made.
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#16714
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.
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#16715
I'm naming my car Conor Mcgregor. it costs me a lot of money and has been beat to crap.
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#16724
I don't like the term "stalker". I prefer "unpaid private investigator".
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#16728
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Toys R Us is filing for bankruptcy. Four more times and it will qualify them to run for President.
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#16735
If the Constitution gives us the right to bear arms; does that mean we have the right to have bare feet as well?
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#16737
Hugh Hefner lived so long his first wife was named "Mildred" and his last one was named "Crystal."
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