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They should make a "How It's Made" episode on how "How It's Made" is made.
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.
I'm naming my car Conor Mcgregor. it costs me a lot of money and has been beat to crap.
I don't like the term "stalker". I prefer "unpaid private investigator".
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Toys R Us is filing for bankruptcy. Four more times and it will qualify them to run for President.
If the Constitution gives us the right to bear arms; does that mean we have the right to have bare feet as well?
Hugh Hefner lived so long his first wife was named "Mildred" and his last one was named "Crystal."
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