What if the lightbulb had never been invented? How would we know when someone has a really good idea?
Bricks are just rocks that have been domesticated.
Egg salad is just another form of chicken salad.
techsimmons
I'm good at counting cards. I keep ending up with 52.
Florida
Wow comma I just realized if I tap the microphone on my keyboard I don't have to type out my statuses anymore exclamation point
Florida
My friend works at a rubber dog poop factory. He'll never get rich, but he makes doo.
Florida
I was hooked on auctions after only going once... going twice