PizzaDr
Deja poo..... The feeling that you've heard this crap before
A German Shepherd named Rumor won the Westminster Dog Show. He will now be breed...aka spreading Rumors.
Jon
The human body is roughly 60% water. I'm not fat, I'm flooded.
Your bed is pretty much just a charger for your body
Who named them veterinarians and not "dogtors"?
Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.