Matthew
Imagine, for just a brief moment, that the last celebrity death of 2016 is Alanis Morissette. That would be Ironic....Don't you think?
Are walruses just vampire manatees?
Xyuppi
One of my biggest fears is that my car secretly records me singing.
Xyuppi
I cleaned my room and still smells like smoke, stale beer and sweat. This is the last time I use "Mr. Sheen" cleaner.
I guess orange really IS the new black...
Be careful out there! Today's the one day you're most likely to meet time travelers on a desperate mission from the future.
I tend to avoid things that make look fat. You know like scales, mirrors and photographs