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#16421
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Xyuppi
Debate?.....isn't that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
I wonder if I could get a job as a babysitter if I referenced my Facebook group admin experience.
#16424
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Xyuppi
I don't think I drink too much, but last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it!
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Xyuppi
I get enough exercise by just pushing my luck.
Last night I ordered a pizza and the delivery guy told me the most amazing joke. Well, the joke was alright, but the delivery was pretty good.
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Nillers
Remember on Sunday to set your clocks back one hour, and then on Tuesday to not set the country back 50 years.
It's not that I like watching midget porn, it's just that my phone screen is too small to watch regular porn.
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