Xyuppi
I took a blood test today and got a B+. Any tips so that I can get an A next time?
Cyberbilly
OK. Who's the genius that decided to call it "necrophilia" and not "sexual intercorpse."
Cyberbilly
My blood hound was attacked by a crip hound.
Cyberbilly
We're not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and did they become best friends?
Cyberbilly
If you get Mickey Mouse ears at Disney World, what do you get at Dollywood?
Xyuppi
When people said they sleep like a baby, it's because they do not have one.
In order to start my deer breeding business I’m going to need 5,000 bucks