Xyuppi
Just cut a tree just by looking at it. I saw it with my own eyes.
Xyuppi
America and Britain are having a competition who can screw up themselves the most. Britain has the lead but America has a Trump card.
Xyuppi
If the chemical symbol for water is H2O... is the chemical symbol for holy water H2Omg?
Xyuppi
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast!
When you have a lot, you have hair. When you only have a few, you have hairs.
If 9/11 had happened in July, Seven-Eleven would have been screwed.
Xyuppi
The only government agency that listens to you is the NSA.