A plateau is the highest form of flattery
In video games, you gain XP from success. In real life, you gain XP from failure.
Xyuppi
I hope my coworkers think my clicking furiously on the computer is a sign of productivity, rather than trying to beat my time on minesweeper
I wish I could swap my central nervous system for a central confidence system.
I’m not antisocial. It’s just that most people don’t make the cut.
Xyuppi
My reality check bounced.
It's painful to admit, but I do have a few people blocked. It's sort of my own personal ''no-fly'' list. As in, ''no, your crap aint gonna fly here.''