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#16184
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Xyuppi
Oh, Schwarzenegger, you dog, you. You were a "Running Man" from your "True Lies" and your "Predator" ways will have you spending your "End of Days" with "Junior". Good thing it wasn't "Twins"......Your first mistake was going "Commando"
#16189
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Xyuppi
Meat eaters and Vegetarians both love animals. They just love them in different ways.
#16197
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Xyuppi
Nobody wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday, which isn't surprising really, since it wasn't my birthday
What if the only reason you can't pass through a mirror is because you are blocking yourself?
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Xyuppi
The best part of being a watch maker is that you get to make your own hours.
#16222
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Xyuppi
Do you guys dance in the shower too? This morning I did the robot! (I short circuited and stared at the wall for 40 minutes, broken)
A pessimist gets nothing but pleasant surprises.
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