Cyberbilly
Dear NASA: Your Mom thought I was big enough. -Pluto
Let's all have a moment of silence for people who can't have a moment of silence because they have kids.
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music." When I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot."
If, at any point, you stopped for Hammer Time, I think it is now safe to restart.
I have a kleptomania problem. I should probably take something for it.
It's funny how when I see someone on the internet say "taking it for granite", I have an impulse to hit them with a rock.
Al Qaeda's second-in-command has been killed in Pakistan. This guy dies more often than the world’s oldest person.