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Is cutting off Mike Wazowski's legs the same thing as beheading him?
Why can't we just go to Bel-Air and get a fresh prince?
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The five second rule also applies to wearing sunglasses indoors.
The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man.
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I wish juice boxes were more socially acceptable.
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Do Starbucks employees take coffee breaks?
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