I won’t come to your party unless you have an animal I can spend the whole time hanging out with.
Cyberbilly
No cowboy in the world can out draw a grandmother pulling a baby picture out of her wallet.
I just saw a guy with a "Support Dyslexia" bumper sticker on the front of his car.
To giraffes, the smell of farts are nothing but a childhood memory.
Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.
Xyuppi
I only change the kitty litter like once every two weeks but in my defense I don't have a cat
Xyuppi
If you are going to run a red light, you better make sure the car in front of you has the same idea