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Xyuppi
Traveling the world has opened my eyes to new food. I tried Greece and Turkey. Now I'm Hungary.
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Xyuppi
No one is as ugly as their driver's license, and nobody is attractive as their profile picture.
Happy Leap Year Day (Leap Day?) to everyone! Or, as the military calls it "Shoulda been Payday".
Saturday mornings without cartoons is now officially called "Sadurday"
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I really would like to rescue a dog, but is so hard to find one drowning.
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This morning I had green oatmeal for St. Patrick’s Day! At least I hope it was for St. Patrick’s Day...
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Xyuppi
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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