Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
I tried to get life insurance, but they laughed and said you need a life for that...
Xyuppi
I disagree with Kay's Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with alcohol of some sort than Kay.
Cyberbilly
Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90).
Xyuppi
I haven't owned a watch for I don't know how long.
How do people lift weights? My arms get exhausted after putting my hair in a ponytail.
Xyuppi
The voices in my head are not real, but they have good ideas.