Funny Statuses

There's no way to gracefully remove a jacket while wearing a seatbelt....

Ι love when they drop the ball in Τimes Square. Ιt’s a nice reminder of what Ι did all Υear.

Good night, everyone...See you in my dreams and some of you on my nightmares.

I need to get my birthday suit taken in. ✂️

Thanks to Apple, I'm 29 S today

Sorry I can’t go to the new Charlie Brown movie with you. I’m allergic to peanuts.

My kids are crying while eating ice cream. It doesn't make sense. I think they're broken.