Xyuppi
I like to spend Monday morning trying to remember what I was avoiding doing at work on Friday.
Does Whitmans make chocolates or is all they do is make these samplers. What if I want 1000 of one type of candy?
I wish I was a jedi, but mostly just so I didn't have to bend over to pick up dog poop.
I should open a sex shop called Sporting's Dick Goods.
Xyuppi
Hey Parents : Remember to tell your kids, whatever Santa brings in December the Easter bunny can take away in Spring. Guarantees good behavior at least 'till April!
Xyuppi
The only time I set the bar low is for "Limbo"
Xyuppi
I was bringing Sexie back but I lost the receipt so I only got a store credit.