Cyberbilly
Never lie to an X-Ray technician. They can see right through you.
If your foot falls asleep during the day, does that mean it will be up all night? Is that what Restless Leg Syndrome is all about?
Tarzan was the original vine star.
If I ever die, I'm going to be so mad about all the times I ate kale.
Xyuppi
We're in for such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more "nuts" than usual and so far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared..... Are you all OK?
Xyuppi
"Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas."
Xyuppi
If Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?