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#15736
Xyuppi
I don't think I drink too much! but last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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#15756
Xyuppi
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
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#15758
Xyuppi
Your family tree has a couple of coconuts
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#15759
Xyuppi
Just about the time when your income gets to the point where food prices don't matter, calories do..
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#15761
Xyuppi
Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine.
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#15762
It's called fall because everything is falling,,, leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation...
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#15765
Xyuppi
You've better look like your profile picture, .or you're buying me drinks until you do.
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