Xyuppi
Nothing beats a good drum solo on your steering wheel while you're waiting for the light to turn green.
Xyuppi
Why is it that I only ever seem to run over cats that are on their last life?
Novell
Whenever you're feeling down and in the dumps, just remember...the rest of us have been feeling that way about you too!
Xyuppi
You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly!
Xyuppi
I don't think any of my vampire jokes will ever see the light of day.
Getting a life sentence in jail is like getting the death penalty but with the execution method being death by old age.
Xyuppi
I take long showers in the morning. Not because I like them so much, but because I want to postpone starting the day as long as possible. If the hot water never ran out, I'd probably never go to work.