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#13582
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I must be getting older because, as I was plugging my phone into the charger, I didn't IMMEDIATELY think about sex.
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#13583
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The point of no return sounds like a fun vacation spot.
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#13585
Saying that your company has been in business since the 1800's isn't a selling point. Slavery existed then too...
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#13587
Searching Netflix is almost more of an activity than watching a movie on Netflix.
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#13597
Anger is a valuable tool. Little has done more to change this world for the better than someone who is pissed off at the way things are.
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#13598
Rabbits always seem to be running or still as a statue. You never see a rabbit casually strolling.
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#13601
Microsoft is considering funding Uber. Just what we need, cabs with windows
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