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I must be getting older because, as I was plugging my phone into the charger, I didn't IMMEDIATELY think about sex.
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The point of no return sounds like a fun vacation spot.
Saying that your company has been in business since the 1800's isn't a selling point. Slavery existed then too...
Searching Netflix is almost more of an activity than watching a movie on Netflix.
Anger is a valuable tool. Little has done more to change this world for the better than someone who is pissed off at the way things are.
Rabbits always seem to be running or still as a statue. You never see a rabbit casually strolling.
Microsoft is considering funding Uber. Just what we need, cabs with windows
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