Adrian Peterson is back with the Vikings. I wonder if they'll whip him back into shape.
Novell
Age is a number and mine is unlisted..
Driving is really just a real life loading screen with a mini-game.
Dance like no one is watching. Because they're not. They're all checking their phones.
Birth control pills are like cute little advent calendars for a really terrible holiday.
Cyberbilly
Going back onto work for the first time after vacation is like running into someone you once knew who you never really liked anyway.
Robert Zunick
It has been said that money talks. Mine usually says, "Goodbye!"